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The Graveyard is the seventh studio album by Danish heavy metal band King Diamond, released in September 1996. It was the first album by King Diamond on the Massacre Records label and the last to feature drummer Darrin Anthony. The Graveyard is one of the most successful King Diamond's albums, peaking at No. 23 on the Finnish Charts and remaining for two weeks in the Top 40. The album was remastered by Andy LaRocque and re-released in 2009.
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